maxkirin:

So, let me guess— you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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huffingtonpost:

Take a break from studying and watch the full video with all it’s ‘Frozen’ / Starbucks crossover goodness. 

transientday:

lohkir:

fencehopping:

Casting a fire ant colony with molten aluminum

Not saying that killing ants just because it’s cool. But hey.

I’ve seen this post and the original video before.

That ant colony belongs to an invasive species of fire ant (called Red Imported Fire Ants or RIFAs) which cause more harm to the local environment than good. Researchers are experimenting with extremely high temperatures as a means to dispose of invasive insect species and, just so you know, molten aluminum is VERY HOT.

Not saying this is the best way to do it, but these folks are doing a service for the local environment and they got a beautiful piece of art for their efforts.

feynificent:

Their last moments on WU/SNL, marking the end of an era.

capricornia-nerviosa:

shercockandmycrotch:

survivingreichenbach:

shercocklocked:

theartofhiddleston:

And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?

Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…

Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?

Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.

And now Robert Downey Jr with the stock report.


And now to conclude with OdinIt’s a beautiful day and Loki’s still adopted 

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capricornia-nerviosa:

shercockandmycrotch:

survivingreichenbach:

shercocklocked:

theartofhiddleston:

And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?

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Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…

Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?

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Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.

And now Robert Downey Jr with the stock report.

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And now to conclude with Odin
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It’s a beautiful day and Loki’s still adopted 

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(Source: funnyfandomfeelz)

Palestinian lady collects gas bombs fired by Israeli army. She grows flowers in these bombs.

(Source: hopeful-melancholy)

jr-abraxas:

I think the reason American Horror Story is different every season is because Ryan Murphy doesn’t have the skill to commit to more than one season of continuity. 

Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)

(Source: patrickmasturbateman)

graphitedoll:

well Hans, i guess 11/12 isn’t… that… bad…

at least he didn’t listen to Shang:

sapphirefiber:

tygermama:

morivan:

You know that type of laughter that starts off as a small chuckle but kinda builds up inside your throat, eventually mounting into a full blown, bent over yourself, holding your stomach as you guffaw uproariously?Yeeeep.

this should be a sculpture about the human condition entitled ‘Unbridled Optimism Meets An Uncaring Universe’

There are photos that tell a story, then there are photos that tell a story.

sapphirefiber:

tygermama:

morivan:

You know that type of laughter that starts off as a small chuckle but kinda builds up inside your throat, eventually mounting into a full blown, bent over yourself, holding your stomach as you guffaw uproariously?

Yeeeep.

this should be a sculpture about the human condition entitled ‘Unbridled Optimism Meets An Uncaring Universe’

There are photos that tell a story, then there are photos that tell a story.

(Source: grindlebone)

dana-chan325:

beifong234:

Banette’s Pokedex Entry: “An abandoned plush doll became this Pokémon. They are said to wander about in search of the children that threw them away.”

Phantump’s Pokedex Entry: “According to old tales, these Pokémon are stumps possessed by the spirits of children who died while lost in the forest.”

FEEEEEEEEELSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

(Source: safebooru.org)

fucoid:

Spend 7 minutes of your life watching this show on gendered marketing

muuuuug:

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muuuuug:

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